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Now you're my whole life
Now you're my whole world
I just can't believe the way I feel about you
We'll look back someday
At this moment that we're in
And I'll look at you and say
And I thought I loved you then...
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Davy Jones: Do ye fear death?
Me: Nooooo...*faints and goes limp while drooling*
Maccus: I think she just died.
Me: *jumps back up* NO NO NO I AIN'T DEAD! TAKE ME! *grabs Davy's crab leg*
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Now you're my whole life
Now you're my whole world
I just can't believe the way I feel about you
We'll look back someday
At this moment that we're in
And I'll look at you and say
And I thought I loved you then...
--
Davy Jones: Do ye fear death?
Me: Nooooo...*faints and goes limp while drooling*
Maccus: I think she just died.
Me: *jumps back up* NO NO NO I AIN'T DEAD! TAKE ME! *grabs Davy's crab leg*
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Now you're my whole life
Now you're my whole world
I just can't believe the way I feel about you
We'll look back someday
At this moment that we're in
And I'll look at you and say
And I thought I loved you then...
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She is like the air for me, I have never seen her, I know its there and I cant leave without her
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Fangirl: noun; known to rave, squeal, post until all hours of the night, faint, swoon, drool, save excessive amounts of photos, procrastinate and say "OHMYGOD!"
See also... SoulLostAtSea...
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