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Mad Maria:check this out guys
Scorpio: ok what
Sea cobra:huh
Mad Maria: FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
Sea cobra and Scorpio:
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Davy Jones: Do ye fear death?
Me: Nooooo...*faints and goes limp while drooling*
Maccus: I think she just died.
Me: *jumps back up* NO NO NO I AIN'T DEAD! TAKE ME! *grabs Davy's crab leg*
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Mad Maria:check this out guys
Scorpio: ok what
Sea cobra:huh
Mad Maria: FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
Sea cobra and Scorpio:
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"If you didn't have little trials, how could I give you big rewards?" ~ God from 'He and i'
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Dragons, princesses, wizards, knights, vampires, werewolves,mermaids and pirates.*sigh* Is that all I ever think about"~?~
That's him!!!The man who broke a dragon's heart
The very thing that vexes us
Where's the dragon's thump-thump??
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Davy Jones: Do ye fear death?
Me: Nooooo...*faints and goes limp while drooling*
Maccus: I think she just died.
Me: *jumps back up* NO NO NO I AIN'T DEAD! TAKE ME! *grabs Davy's crab leg*
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Davy Jones: Do ye fear death?
Me: Nooooo...*faints and goes limp while drooling*
Maccus: I think she just died.
Me: *jumps back up* NO NO NO I AIN'T DEAD! TAKE ME! *grabs Davy's crab leg*
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Dragons, princesses, wizards, knights, vampires, werewolves,mermaids and pirates.*sigh* Is that all I ever think about"~?~
That's him!!!The man who broke a dragon's heart
The very thing that vexes us
Where's the dragon's thump-thump??
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Davy Jones: Do ye fear death?
Me: Nooooo...*faints and goes limp while drooling*
Maccus: I think she just died.
Me: *jumps back up* NO NO NO I AIN'T DEAD! TAKE ME! *grabs Davy's crab leg*
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